rubning one out 

The act of misspelling words while masturbating online.

Jonas was rubning one out when he sexted me about his new imaginary girlfriend.

rubning one out by ratracer11 May 3, 2014

grunt one out 

(usu. derogatory) give birth. Derived from the sound made after the command "push, push, push!!!"

Michelle has been knocked up forever, when is she gonna grunt one out?!

grunt one out by Samuel Francisco October 1, 2014

wax one off 

A quick nut, to briefly masturbate

I felt horny, so I decided to wax one off

wax one off by Chubby dude March 15, 2015

danster one 

A man whom is gay or pays in sexual favors

Oh he is Danster one

danster one by FISHARD Dick August 14, 2015

Day One-ing 

Having sex on the first day of college.

"Hey bro, are you planning on Day one-ing it when you go to college?"

"Yeah man, I want dat pussy as soon as I can get it!"

Day One-ing by Gaysinspace September 4, 2015

Drunk one 

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.

Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.

Drunk one by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015

because one can 

A reason for doing sommat.

Mother: WHY ARE YOU FLUSHING MY CHECKBOOK DOWN THE SHITTER?
Moi: Because one can.

because one can by yesmrslevinson April 11, 2016