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California hot pocket

To spread the outer lips of a vagina, pee in it and then have sex with the pee still in.
Me and my girlfriend did the CALIFORNIA HOT POCKET last night
by SexManic814 May 9, 2018
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Texas Hot Fry

When you stick your hand in a jar of jalapeno juice and begin to finger your girl friend
Yea man I gave my girl a Texas Hot Fry last night and she looked like spider man climbing the wall
by RodOfGod123 February 24, 2011
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Hot Wheel Hunter

A person who looks and spends money on collecting hot wheels because they have the mentality of a child.
Person A: I saw a couple "Hot Wheel Hunters" at Albertsons today.

Person B: Bet they looked retarded as fuck.

Person A: They looked autistic.
by smoothy berries September 26, 2020
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Iowan Hot Pocket

Same as an alabama hot pocket only done with a relative
Heidi got an Iowan hot pocket from her uncle
by oh yeah its me baby January 11, 2010
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Irish hot pocket

When you're fucking a bitch from behind and you punch her asshole inserting your entire fist then celebrating by raising your hand over your head and banging her head on the ceiling.
Bro, your mom wanted to celebrate St. Patrick's day so I gave her an Irish hot pocket and now she has a concussion. Better not let Will Smith find out.
by Kevin Da Great July 23, 2016
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albuquerque hot pocket

The act of taking a shit, wrapping it in tin foil and fucking a girl with it.
by ironicstatement August 10, 2009
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Alvin's Hot Juicebox

When the male urinates into the female's vagina.
Person 1: Dude Emmie has a uti.
Person 2: How'd that happen?
Person 1: I gave her an Alvin's Hot Juicebox
by Wildburr September 4, 2016
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