The type of guy who is always addicted to jacking off. Always the horny bastard of the gang, he used his data to watch porn and is the provider of some of the hottest porn videos.
by Samuelthehoe February 10, 2020
Get the Jackmug. A form of jumping jacks done under a tree, combining yard work and exercise. This was created by Ralph Drabble on September 30, 2011. They are hard to do because the leaves fall with every jump. The leaves are caught, then raked into a pile. As the final part of the exercise one monster jumping jack is taken and the leaves are jumped into and then played with. Leaf Jacks are a great way to get cardio and yard work at the same time. So if you're tired but want to relax, take a tip from Ralph - try Leaf Jacks!
Ralph: Oh no, time for some Leaf Jacks! This yard is gonna get covered in leaves. (he starts doing jumping jacks and counting) One.. Two.. Three.. Four..
Hec: Hey, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird jumping jack?
Ralph: Yes, its a Leaf Jack. You catch the leaves while you're doing jumping jacks. Try it out!
Hec: (starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Yi.. Er.. San.. Si.. Wow! Nice one! Great for qigong.
Ralph: These are right. Great healing movies. (make a seeahh sound)
Beatrice: I saw that! You two guys better hustle. (she turns into Gunny Granny mode) Move it! MOVE IT! (she starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Wow, these work! A Gunny Granny could learn to love these.
Hec: Yup! Maybe they should be part of Marine Corps PT.
Ralph: Sweet! A Drabble's gotta do what a Drabble's gotta do. (he rakes the leaves up and they all jump into it, playing) Leaf Jacks rule!
Hec: Hey, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird jumping jack?
Ralph: Yes, its a Leaf Jack. You catch the leaves while you're doing jumping jacks. Try it out!
Hec: (starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Yi.. Er.. San.. Si.. Wow! Nice one! Great for qigong.
Ralph: These are right. Great healing movies. (make a seeahh sound)
Beatrice: I saw that! You two guys better hustle. (she turns into Gunny Granny mode) Move it! MOVE IT! (she starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Wow, these work! A Gunny Granny could learn to love these.
Hec: Yup! Maybe they should be part of Marine Corps PT.
Ralph: Sweet! A Drabble's gotta do what a Drabble's gotta do. (he rakes the leaves up and they all jump into it, playing) Leaf Jacks rule!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 13, 2011
Get the Leaf Jacksmug. A male that walks around and can be noticed by his large cube head. He also known to be a predator and get touchy in a tight space.
by Dogra April 21, 2022
Get the Jackmug. usually is a faggot, that only likes men and he usually has a big penis and he is really caring when it comes to sex and is usually a good quarterback in football
by asdrftyuiop May 17, 2018
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Get the Jack-Offsmug. Meant to be used in the context of feeling a womens breasts for a long time. this phrase comes from when girls would smuggle heroin into the country in there breast implants. mostly used by boys, the phrase is usually considered vulgar and gross
"OHH damn dude you just got caught Jacking Heroine"
"i know arnt those boobs awesome awesome"
"hey jim ive been a bad girl i think you need to jack my heroin
"i know arnt those boobs awesome awesome"
"hey jim ive been a bad girl i think you need to jack my heroin
by JackHawk April 28, 2011
Get the Jacking Heroinmug. I can’t believe it “jack”
by Firhwhavaiqwv”bheao” August 4, 2022
Get the Jackmug.