California hot pocket

To spread the outer lips of a vagina, pee in it and then have sex with the pee still in.

Me and my girlfriend did the CALIFORNIA HOT POCKET last night

by SexManic814 May 9, 2018

Texas Hot Fry

When you stick your hand in a jar of jalapeno juice and begin to finger your girl friend

Yea man I gave my girl a Texas Hot Fry last night and she looked like spider man climbing the wall

by RodOfGod123 February 24, 2011

Iowan Hot Pocket

Same as an alabama hot pocket only done with a relative

Heidi got an Iowan hot pocket from her uncle

by oh yeah its me baby January 11, 2010

Irish hot pocket

When you're fucking a bitch from behind and you punch her asshole inserting your entire fist then celebrating by raising your hand over your head and banging her head on the ceiling.

Bro, your mom wanted to celebrate St. Patrick's day so I gave her an Irish hot pocket and now she has a concussion. Better not let Will Smith find out.

by Kevin Da Great July 23, 2016

albuquerque hot pocket

The act of taking a shit, wrapping it in tin foil and fucking a girl with it.

"I gave that girl the albuquerque hot pocket"

by ironicstatement August 10, 2009

Alvin's Hot Juicebox

When the male urinates into the female's vagina.

Person 1: Dude Emmie has a uti.
Person 2: How'd that happen?
Person 1: I gave her an Alvin's Hot Juicebox

by Wildburr September 4, 2016

alabama hot pocket

An action where one heats a hot pocket for about 30 seconds and then sticks their dick in the hot pocket pocket for a nice and smooth sensation.

yo, dude i did a alabama hot pocket yesterday; i never felt anything better!

by mastersweg May 31, 2015