blender sex

a transgender transformation for weird lgbt mf's

p1:whats ur gender now
p2:blender sex:
p1: excuse me?
p2: born male chopped my dick off with blender now I work at subway for men

by mexicanfoxnigga April 16, 2021

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oral sex

Anything to do with the mouth when it comes to sexual activity. Licking, sucking, using saliva and tongue to pleasure someone’s genitals. Completely safe, not possible to get pregnant, but do be careful you aren’t hurting your partner.

Jim: I had the best oral sex last night. I hope the chick enjoyed it too

James: What a night you had, I’ve never had oral sex, I bet it feels good
Jim: It feels amazing if she knows how to suck
James: LMAO

by Ganganagar smartass May 25, 2021

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Abo sex

Your boyfriend's role models

Babe, who are the people you look up to in life?
Babe: Abo sex sweetie

by Abo Sex May 5, 2021

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sex is disgusting

Sex is disgusting. If you do it, fuck you. You are so disgusting and I hope you will learn. YOU ARE FUCKING GROSS!

John: Hey piece of shit.
Maria: Hey.. guess what I did tonight! SEX!
John: Sex is disgusting!

*John blocked you*

by chickenwithsunglasses July 14, 2022

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Sexual sex

The action of sexual sex is when you have all types of sex with someone before then pulling down their bra and , before they can react , rub their boobs all over you (usually rubbed over your head) you may wish to put your face up there vagina . If your a girl these means to try to eat a boys dick with sexual passion and love.

Friend :man , I want sex with her
Me: try sexual sex , I did to a girl last night , she was all over me!

by Oohlalaguy June 30, 2022

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casual sex

Something the 75% of women who lie about orgasm do with inexperienced, or otherwise lazy men, and have no intention of telling the stupid putzs. It is a "EGO boost" for the men, you know so the species doesn't die out.

"She had casual sex with him, because he could not dress it up enough to make it GOOD."

by shirre February 9, 2005

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