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Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.
You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*
by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021
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Black Mall

The intermediary stage between an active, vibrant mall and a dead mall. As a mall declines and the property value decreases, recognizable chain stores leave and niche black-owned businesses take over while half of the mall remains empty. Usually criminal incidents at the mall increase as well. The best thing at black malls are their food courts.
Man, it's so weird hearing about how Capitol Court was the place to be in the 60's and 70's. When I was growing up in the 90's, it was a black mall. And now, it doesn't even exist anymore. Such is life.
by Wendy Wheelchair February 27, 2025
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Black cock in the ass

Hey sexy, wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass” *proceeds to shit*
by Fuck Alex he’s a bitch November 22, 2021
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sad black

Sad Black is a verb. Used when you regret something you did or is you wished to do something with that could have been regrettable.
by Jefferson Loard October 16, 2019
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Black gurl blink

The ultimate look of dismissal, often from a Black girl, where she looks at you, then blinks (with big beautiful eyelashes) and looks away and rolls her eyes.
Damn! did you just see that Black gurl blink she just gave you?! i bet she wants to f***...
by silentlovegod January 12, 2021
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Black Day

A Black day is when a person of color, specifically an African-American or an American person of African heritage or any person who identifies as black takes a day off from work from the mental and emotional fatigue for being Black at work or in their place of employment. This term was created after the verdict was delivered from the trial of the former police officer convicted of the murder of George Floyd. A black person was reluctant to return to work for fear of the onslaught of inquiries by well-intentioned white people who would ask “what do you think of the verdict?”.
“I was so exhausted yesterday from work that today I took a Black day.”
by Silvie Bell April 26, 2021
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Black notes

Salary or wage thats paid off record to avoid income tax or to fit into a tax bracket
My boss didn’t doesn’t give me a salary, he just pays me in black notes
by anon6958 June 26, 2023
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