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doing a Claudius

To pretend to be a dumb/weak/stuttering idiot, in order to fool your enemies

Comes from Emperor Claudius, who survived this way the tyrannical purges of Emperor Tiberius and the mad reign of Caligula.

Thus he was able to survive and become emperor himself in the end
Bill may seem like an harmless idiot, but he’s just doing a Claudius in order to fool Frank and fuck his girlfriend while he’s at work

Be careful with Tom, he may seem harmless, but he’s actually doing a Claudius
by EuropeanRando January 15, 2021
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Dominic

The type of guy to put his foot on your face when he’s having sex with you he is so hardcore and sexy that dick churns your pussy like a spoon in a fresh bowl of Mac n cheese he has you popping his penis out your mouth cheeks sucking up and down the side of his dick churning that dick with your mouth over and over again until he shoots his nut out everywhere
I walked in to dominic dominating ol girl on the couch
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Dong

A vulgar word for the male PENIS. Every man refers to their penis as DONG, especially when aroused and beating your meat.
Bro. I have been stroking my DONG for the past few hours. I'm ready to bust a nut and drain my nutsack
by HornyPornoAddict October 1, 2023
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Nate Doggin'

To "Smoke weed every dayyyyyyyyyyy yaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa"

Nate Dogg
hold up.. heeeeey
For my niggas who be thinkin' we soft
We don't.. plaaaay
We gonna rockin' til the wheels fall of
Hold up.. heeeeey
For my niggas who be acting too bold
Take a.. seeeeat
Hope you ready for the next episode heeeeeey
(Music stops and pauses)
Smoke weed everyday
Damn Rick has been nate doggin' like a motherfucker for the past 2 years, his eyes are never open
by crunkkyle621 May 22, 2008
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Blow Doll

An attractive female who is addicted to cocaine.
I was out and about and met this total hottie. I whipped out a teener and found out she was a total Blow Doll because she was all about ripping lines off my cock!
by FILTH378 September 9, 2010
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get down to brass tacks

In the trading posts of the old west, the shopkeeper measured out a yard on his wooden counter and inserted two brass thumbtacks. He used this to measure off "yard goods" such as fabrics and rope. So to set the price he first had to get down to brass tacks.
You've selected your fabric, so let's get down to brass tacks.
by viperquilter October 17, 2015
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I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
by zackgee July 12, 2016
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