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Get the Jack mug.a special move which involves using raw power and rage to pick up and slam an enemy or foe with great budgetary might. this move is commonly used in the public sector by enraged budgeting consultants who are given no choice but to force the printing of a budget book.
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Get the jack knife budget bomb mug.Jack II is a babbly fatty with a flabby flatty. He eats like mouse but does not respect mouse of house. Even though he and mouse alike, he don't mouse a like.
He will not eat apples unless formed into a dessert. One would ask "how you like dem apples?" and he will say: "medium rare with attentive care, no sweetness should spare, I want to shart my underwear."
Mr. Derulo will then ask: "Wachu gon do with that dess-" Jack Interrupts- "NUTZ!!" Mr. Derulo is pissed immediately. Jack pissed immediately. Wet on the chair, stank in the air, Jack does not care. He likes it this way, and he want it that way. Tell me why?
Jack prioritizes protecting his peace but most importantly, his pees.
He is very picky. This boy can find no chill with no finger inside his nose-tril. When he broke both hands, he looked down to his stands. The feet that hold him up physically will be the new tool to hold him up mentally. He was relieved by the length of his toenails as they relieve strain when attacking his inhales. Lucky for his Meghan knees, he preforms this new act with quite an ease.
He says what he does is necessary for his "clean girl aesthetic", though he is truly no more than " ... etic." Pathetic, diabetic, schizophretic ... its an epidemic.
He will not eat apples unless formed into a dessert. One would ask "how you like dem apples?" and he will say: "medium rare with attentive care, no sweetness should spare, I want to shart my underwear."
Mr. Derulo will then ask: "Wachu gon do with that dess-" Jack Interrupts- "NUTZ!!" Mr. Derulo is pissed immediately. Jack pissed immediately. Wet on the chair, stank in the air, Jack does not care. He likes it this way, and he want it that way. Tell me why?
Jack prioritizes protecting his peace but most importantly, his pees.
He is very picky. This boy can find no chill with no finger inside his nose-tril. When he broke both hands, he looked down to his stands. The feet that hold him up physically will be the new tool to hold him up mentally. He was relieved by the length of his toenails as they relieve strain when attacking his inhales. Lucky for his Meghan knees, he preforms this new act with quite an ease.
He says what he does is necessary for his "clean girl aesthetic", though he is truly no more than " ... etic." Pathetic, diabetic, schizophretic ... its an epidemic.
Jack II? I heard from Jason that he is stinky and pathetic.
I ate like a mouse today, I pulled a Jack II.
I ate like a mouse today, I pulled a Jack II.
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