The master of the popcorn. He can control time and the matter of the universe with sheer will and style. It is believed that he is as old as time itself with his first recorded appearance being his arrival to Ireland on the first Viking long boats.
by ConradTheGreat03 May 13, 2023
Get the Jack Hughesmug. To steal creative works from others and claim them as your own, for the sole purpose of convincing young impressionable models in Derbyshire to possibly show you their naughty bits.
by el Mayhem January 22, 2009
Get the el Jackmug. The name of a person you treats everyone like a piece of shit and makes fun of their physical features. Also has a huge ass smile and thinks he’s way better than he actually is at anything. This person also really likes to make fun of people by comparing them to animals
by Spoon-dog12345 July 24, 2018
Get the Jack Lorensonmug. I meet this chick, but she turned out to be a Jack in the box. Beautiful on the outside, sang me pretty songs about life and then BAM!! Her crazy popped out!
by LewandaPookieJones January 11, 2015
Get the Jack in the boxmug. my boyfriend
me: i love my boyfriend so much :) his name is jack :)
my friends: shut the fuck up, no one cares, we get that you're happy but theres a time and place to talk about him, we do not care right now, please stop talking
my friends: shut the fuck up, no one cares, we get that you're happy but theres a time and place to talk about him, we do not care right now, please stop talking
by i_love_all_size_dick December 20, 2021
Get the Jackmug. Jack Clift is a bronsexual often times found in the “BBW” section of pornhub. He has a nice, velumptious ass, and wears the same god damn outfit every fucking day. It’s honestly kinda disgusting. He can also be found sitting in the corner of his room with his pants off watching the recent Lakers highlights staring at Lebron James. (hence bronsexual) He watches anime and listens to lil uzi verts “20min” while beating his dick to “Lebron James fucks the shit out of Jayson taytum. (Hentai HD)” honestly tho I’d still fuck tho, and I spend most of my time reminiscing about him. Once you catch a glimpse, you will not be able to get him out of your head. You begin to want him, no. Crave him. Jack is wonderful. Royal knight of heaven, prince of hell. The benevolent. The worthy. Jack is good. Jack is god. Jack is life.
by Bigdickdaddy101 June 4, 2021
Get the Jack Cliftmug. mostly every boy with the name jack will either mess you about, cheat on you, or just fake feelings. Jack thinks he’s hard. He’s not. Some jacks can active very pleasant but the only jack I know which is pleasant, is my dog.
friend: so what about that lad jack? What’s going on with you two?
Me: well you know he never really acts like he cares, he’s always on his phones texting someone and he just always thinks he’s big man.
Friend: oh so nout happened between you two then?
Me: nah nah imma see about tyler now ey...
Me: well you know he never really acts like he cares, he’s always on his phones texting someone and he just always thinks he’s big man.
Friend: oh so nout happened between you two then?
Me: nah nah imma see about tyler now ey...
by no one knows me ey May 17, 2020
Get the Jackmug.