Skip to main content

Boneydick

A dick that’s lanky and boney that you can feel the bone bumps when he is inside of you. A dick too thin that it slides in the tightest of pussies.
Friend: hey man have you heard about his boneydick?
Friend 2: oh him? it went directly through me and his dick had speed bumps
Friend: what a boneydick.
by bindsundoll4mj January 1, 2023
mugGet the Boneydick mug.

boner slab

a strip club for guys ;)
"hey we should go to the Boner Slab and get some meat ;)"
by watermtunes January 2, 2023
mugGet the boner slab mug.
Related Words

Boner

Something teenage boys permanently have around all girls.
Tom:Jenny is so hot

Jenny:Do you have a boner you pervert!!

Tom:shit...
by Sir fap-a-lot January 4, 2023
mugGet the Boner mug.

Boner fart stinky poopoo

The act of sending a meme of niggward with the caption "boner fart stinky poopoo" after asking a girl out in hope of her liking you back.
Axel- dude Lubin just dropped a Boner fart stinky poopoo

Mael- and did it work ?

Axel- of course not.

Mael- what a loser
by Tiger master January 6, 2023
mugGet the Boner fart stinky poopoo mug.

Boney Drank

The top level of drunk, above wasted and on par with paralytic, but with the added flair of causing social mayhem, including but not limited to property damage, arrest, hospitalisation, or just general mayhem and fuckery.

Can be shortened to boney

Originated from a company email from a hotel in Budapest describing some staff members on the last night of a project.
What happened to you on the weekend? “I got boney drank”

Man Tom was boney drank last night, we might not see him for a while.
by Stealthydan January 11, 2023
mugGet the Boney Drank mug.

bonerish

to kind of have a boner
I'm looking a little bonerish
by pookieposts January 12, 2023
mugGet the bonerish mug.

bonersaw

distant relative to the bonesaw, used to saw limbs off, and the chainsaw, originally used for pregnancies, the bonersaw was used in the 1800's to slice the penis off of a man after death, allowing them to fit in the coffin.
...and now that we have confirmed that john has passed, we'll need to measure his blood and use the bonersaw before burying him. may he find peace in heaven...
by the weirdo :} January 14, 2023
mugGet the bonersaw mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email