Hand bagging

When a woman is so afraid of getting cum on her hand that she puts a lubed grocery bag on her hand to give you a hand job.

She’ll only give you a yank if she’s hand bagging.

I got hand bagged by this girl the other night.

by AceRoot October 22, 2023

Fumble the bag

What Peter did after breaking up with Rachel

"Can't believe he could fumble the bag like that"

by chikikikiki October 28, 2023

Cum bag

Cum bag

Cum bag

by cum baby October 29, 2023

Shit bag

People who lack an all around general work ethic. Usually guys named Kevin.

“There he is, the shit bag.”

“Oh, you mean Kevin? Yeah. He’s a shit bag.”

by Microkitten November 3, 2023

carrion bag

A bag full of rotting animal meat you take onto a plane

Place your bag here. If it fits, it’s a carry-on. If not, please check it. If it’s filled with rotting meat, it’s a carrion bag. Seriously, just… just get rid of it.

by PBJelly6 November 5, 2023

Bag of skittles

Most commonly associated with being A faggot

Hey did you see terry he had a rainbow 🌈 in his bio he is definitely a “bag of skittles”

by Kahnboi November 6, 2023

Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.

Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.

by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023