Stain baby

When you masturbate in bed and you leave it on the sheets and your girlfriend or wife rolls over on it and gets pregnant.

He's not dumb, he's just a stain baby.

by Im-oblivious October 9, 2016

Emo whine baby

An annoying pansy ass that tries to seek attention by complaining about life and every stupid little thing they can.not to be confused with goth. Goth would not give a rat's ass what you have to say or think. An emo whine baby would mope and cry wanting to off themselves while a goth would just kick them and laugh at their stupidity

"Stop being an emo whine baby life sucks who cares."

by Kittysoftpawz80 October 9, 2016

blind baby

A one eyed brother in law

Hey blind baby lets go deer hunting

by poor slinky neck November 2, 2016

Robo baby

A baby that has had exposure to bass music while in his/her moms stomach!

Bryan is a robo baby for sure!

by Dildoschwaggins November 7, 2016

Napalm baby

Babies who suffered the napalm strikes and look like sped cunts

Google it

Have you ever seen a napalm baby on google images

by CumProducer November 18, 2016

baby jins

Cute baby's by two kids who fell in love around 7th grade and lived each other from that day on and made babies! 😂😂

I want baby Jins (typically made by some kids with names such as Annabella jinsoo)

by Beast 136647485 November 26, 2016

cut the boots off the baby

to have fun, get wild, or hang loose.

"Are yall ready to get fucked up?"
"Man we finna cut the boots off the baby."

by skankhunt32 December 2, 2016