grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili

what a queer cowboy does.

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

by aq_ua March 29, 2021

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Pull a Grant

When a "not so popular" guy uncontrollably ejaculates in their pants. Normally when a nice looking girl is talking to them, or even near them.

-Oh man, did you see that freshman totally Pull a Grant when Chrystal walked past?
-Haha, what a loser!

by It'sAsatchel February 5, 2010

pull a tiger

when everything is going for you, and your basically invincible, then something happens and your entire world goes to hell.

Person 1: Man, what happened to Toyota?

Person 2: I dont think anyone saw that they were gonna pull a tiger

by mattattack0000 February 11, 2010

Pulled a Dom

The act of ratting on your co-workers and then not having the balls to own up to your mistake. In other words, lie your ass off by claiming that you had no idea what you were saying when you said it!

Co-workers (CW) 1, 2, 3, and 4 go to a Gentlemen's Club called Lancelot's after a work sponsored event. CW1 mistakenly drunk-texts CW5 who was at the work event, but did not go to the Gentlemen's Club, and informs CW5 that CW1-4 are at Lancelot's.

The next day,in the office, CW5 relays above information by telling CW6 that CW1,2,3,4 went to Lancelot's after the work event. CW6 is upset and thinks that Lancelot's is degrading to women. CW6 no longer talks to CW1,2,3,4.

When CW2 confronts CW5 on how he ratted on CW1,2,3,4 - CW5 claims that he had no idea what Lancelot's was when he told CW6 of the previous nights activities (note: you have to be a moron if you live in this town and never heard of Lancelot's). Therefore, CW5 had "pulled a Dom" by claiming he had no idea what he was doing!

by Wonnmeister February 12, 2010

pulling a spinal

term originating from the deceased member of spinal tap (Eric "Stumpy Joe" Childs) that choked on someone else's vomit.

synonymous phrases include but are not limited to
1. pulling a tap
2. pulling a spinal tap
3. tap'in out
this could apply to any situation where someone else's vomit ends up in your(or another person's) mouth

woah dude Linda and Eric where so wasted last night linda barfed down Eric's throat when they started to make out!

now thats pulling a spinal

by JWOFOX July 22, 2009

Pull a Bernie

Jacking old folks on the streets or in the board rooms.

Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...

Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?

Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?

Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!

by YatM July 24, 2009