The act of sticking your finger up your own ass while in the process of making out with a girl and as a act of fore-play you stick your finger in the girl's mouth to suck on having done this you hav successfully completed "The Dirty Shirley".
"Dude me and Sandra were all over each other last night and outta no where I gave her The Dirty Shirley she didn't even see it coming it was awesome!"
by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 20, 2006
When, on Halloween, a girl gives you head in an alleyway. Suddenly, a car will pass by and startle you, thus causing you to paint a cummy portrait on her face.
*At Halloween Party*
**A guy and gal meet**
Guy: Hey, wanna be my dirty Rachel?
Girl: Boy, do I! Where's the nearest alley?
**A guy and gal meet**
Guy: Hey, wanna be my dirty Rachel?
Girl: Boy, do I! Where's the nearest alley?
by tmams February 20, 2017
This is a sexual manuver when the man is doing the woman doggy style. First, he dips his dick in a container of mustard, and then proceeds to put his penis back into the woman. As the man is about to finish, he pulls out and he has to cum on a plate of pasta, and the woman then eats the pasta.
by JohnHogie July 10, 2009
the act of getting way too drunk and receiving a lap dance from a stripper that is making you so dizzy you then vomit on the stripper
by ahailofgunfire June 30, 2013
Where a person scratches their genitals or asshole and puts it under the nose of another person to guess where the smell comes from.
by Towhitch April 01, 2020
Sticking your finger in your girlfriend's ass, and wiping the residue on your own upper lip.
Same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of giving your female partner the shitstache, you give it to yourself.
Same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of giving your female partner the shitstache, you give it to yourself.
Tom was about to give Carla a Dirty Sanchez, but go so caught up in the moment, it quickly became a Dirty Schultz instead.
by Cowboymac12 November 02, 2007
by Ur mom gays April 16, 2020