An old, beaten up car that is considered by it's owner to be the 'dog's bollocks' (or an extension of his manhood), when in reality it is a piece of crap that has been given a tastless and offensive chav transformation using cheapo motor store and eBay 99p 'stick on' shite. Expect to see big bore exhausts or chrome 5" wide add-on stuck over the exisiting tailpipe (and lots of blue smoke), home made whale tail spoilers, spray can paintjobs, blue LED washer jets, neons, chrome hubcaps that are supposed to look like alloys, lexus style or blacked out rear lights, shite music played too loud and cap adorned, blingtastic chav driver wearing burberry or bench clothing from TK Maxx.
"Oh my god, look at that twat driving in his poor man's cock." or "Jesus, that car is a piece of shit, a real poor man's cock."
by Goops The Jetman September 10, 2008
Get the poor man's cock mug.in a shot glass, half-fill with Baileys (or other irish cream), then topped with a floating layer of butterscotch schnapps. intended to be downed quickly, like a shot of vodka. supposed to incite some kind of lewd repartee between you and the bartender.
also, a horse-riding male living in an arid region who enjoys performing fellatio.
also, a horse-riding male living in an arid region who enjoys performing fellatio.
(to the bartender): "i'll have a cock-sucking cowboy... and a shot glass half baileys, half butterscotch schnapps please *stupid giggle*"
(to a cowboy): "are you a cock-sucking cowboy?"
(cowboy): "sure am."
(to a cowboy): "are you a cock-sucking cowboy?"
(cowboy): "sure am."
by save_ferrets May 13, 2004
Get the cock-sucking cowboy mug.Its when you're with some friends at a party or some sort of get together and one of your friends is flirting or gettin with someone and you need to leave.
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Get the cock block and roll mug.a sexual act performed by two males. one male inserts his erect penis into the other males anus - cock and bum part of the scenario
whilst they both enjoy the sensations -the so called "fun" part of the scenario
whilst they both enjoy the sensations -the so called "fun" part of the scenario
"check them dirty homo's goin for a bit of cock and bum fun"
"mafanwee, i need cock and bum fun, but im the only gay in the village!"
"mafanwee, i need cock and bum fun, but im the only gay in the village!"
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