Boner

Divining rod for evil

"I know she was faulty as soon as I got a boner,. Can't have beauty n sanity in the same package."

by MuttLukk November 16, 2022

Boney Edgar

A boy who is so skinny that he is basically bones!

Wow, he looks like a 'Boney Edgar', who could live in a graveyard!

by TheWatcher144 November 26, 2022

Boner

What you have when you stare at your male friend in class and dream about rubbing his dick against yours. You want him to pin you to the wall and pull down your pants, penetrating you as you moan breathlessly into the wall. You want another girl you see to strip and suck your dick tenderly as you deep throat your friend’s dick, using your hands to feel his smooth tender skin. You then penetrate the girl as he penetrates you, fiddling with her tits and even when everyone cums all over each other you continue, sucking each other dry. Thats when you have a boner in class and disappear during break to the toilet to jerk off for the rest of break to a photo of your friend in your phone, and spend the rest of the lesson rubbing your dick slightly till you are dismissed and go to a mcdonalds with your friend to ambush him in the toilet with your dick out while he is pissing and penetrate him, getting piss all over you and also fellatio-ing him against the bathroom wall.

Hot Gabriel : look at Kean, I really want him to dominate me in bed

Tristan:(reaches out and grabs gabriels dick) Looks like you’ve got a boner mate, wanna rub it off?

Gabriel: Yeah but only if we can do it where people can see us

Tristan: How about I humiliate you in public then?

Gabriel: Yes daddy

Tristan: Suck me harder you little whore

by Horny SWC bottom November 28, 2022

boneyassitis

-disease:

A person who suffers from boneyassitis has a particular lack of fat around the Glutious Maximus area

-people most commonly affected by this include but are not limited to:
•white girls
•suburbian black girls
•heavily weighted people
•5'4 long haired Hispanics who don't know there place

"I'm sorry but you suffer from boneyassitis"

by Your very reliable doctor November 28, 2022

Boner cemetery

Where fun goes to die.

Dude, did you watch that boring risk management seminar? What a boner cemetery.

by hl friendly December 8, 2022

Bonesaw people

A derogatory term for wealthy powerful unscrupulous men. May have racial overtones for those in the Middle East. It's origin is the assassination of Jamal Khashoggi, a Saudi dissident journalist was assassinated by agents of the Saudi government at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. He was chopped up with a bonesaw.

The businessman depends on his deals with 'bonesaw people', 'Thiel-lites?' and others who have spare wealth.

by Kingdragonfly December 13, 2022

Bones

The most cute amazing beautiful! little gay person ever <3
We love Bones!

"HEY LOOK!! ITS THE LIL GAY EMO BONES!!!!"

by BONESTHEDINOSAUR December 20, 2022