Girls don't poop

The idea that females do not "go number 2".

This is theory is usually sported my men who do not like the thought or fact of women using the toilet to put poo in it.

It helps certain people perceive women as more beautiful in certain situations.

This thought can also be modified to "Only ugly girls poo".

Judi: I gotta go poop.

Pat: Nope. Girls don't poop.

Judi: What?

by PattyBadFingers March 1, 2010

Pick me girl

A pick me girl is a girl who raises her self esteem and happiness levels by bringer her peers down.

Kate: “hey Emma your shirts ugly where’s you get it from.. Walmart”

Jason: “Kates such a pick me girl”

by Coconutapple March 8, 2021

girl next door

Well, I mean there's those girls who are just "Hollywood" types. They're all dolled up and sure they may look great on TV/movies, but they need make up to do so. Then there's the girl next door whose beauty is understated, and doesn't need all the makeup, cameras, and bright lights to look pretty. She's just pretty without all of that.

She doesn't have to try to catch my eye. She's like the girl next door.

by nire72 September 25, 2011

UMBRELLA GIRL

UMBRELLA GIRL is a girl who met some guy in Hamilton, OH and after giving her a ride across town she forgot her umbrella in his van. Now he drives around looking for her.

I know this poor guy who looks all over for his umbrella girl. The one that got away. Dont know what youve got til its gone.

by floors.o8 July 12, 2009

girls' night out

An evening excursion for a group of women all of whom must dress in revealing or scanty attire, and who should, as part of the etiquette of the event, consume large quantities of alcohol, and make a lot of noise. It is conventional at such events for one party to vomit whilst another holds the retcher's hair back from her face.

Gillian's girl's night out had been a great success with only minor casualties.

by Sara August 17, 2003

around the way girl

a girl that is comfortable enough with her own femininity that she rocks sneakers that can show up any man (with sexiness that rivals any other chick in stilettos). this girl knows how get down, is smart mouthed, confident, intelligent, and can probably drink you under the table. this girl always reps where she's from and has an attitude sharper than yours. she runs with a crew of like-minded, independent females, has a few pairs of doorknockers, and really knows how to get hers in a man's world, all while leavin men droolin!

like ll said
"I want a girl with extensions in her hair
Bamboo earrings
At least two pair
A fendi bag and a bad attitude
Thats all I need to get me in a good mood
She can walk with a switch and talk with street slang
I love it when a woman aint scared to do her thing...
I need an AROUND THE WAY GIRL..."

by satya m December 24, 2008

Soccer Girl Theory

A past association with a subset of women who took part in an activity or series of activities resulting in a more than average attractive woman. Typically referring to athletic or toned figures.

Named after soccer girls because that was the first example given for this association.

Ethan: I think that Jessica is attractive.

Jay: She played sports in college and was varsity.

Scott: That makes sense then that she is attractive due to the Soccer Girl Theory.

by megapixel2000 March 30, 2009