innocent sex

Innocent sex is when two Christian people cosplay as a pope and a nun and begin to have sex from dawn to dusk while only saying oh my God, jesus christ, or saying things from a Bible.

Larry: Hey Roger do you think Susan will do innocent sex with me
Roger: Well as long as you have the clothes, a Bible, and the stamina she might.

by Odyssey Angel July 31, 2021

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sex on wheels

A Lotus Elise.
A Jaguar E-Type.
A Shelby Cobra.
A Ferrari 250 Testa Rossa.
A Pagani Zonda.

Any car that is amazingly beautiful, graceful, fast, and curvy. In a word, a "hot" car. A car that is "sex on wheels" turns heads, elicits wolf-whistles, and inspires song, poetry, and envy.

Alternatively, "sex on wheels" is the bikini-clad model leaning against the most expensive prototype at a car show.

Gearhead to friend, on seeing a really hot car: "Damn, sex on wheels."

by smidgen2 June 13, 2021

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Tijus sex

Invite a girl to the cinema on a date but instead the girl comes with her entire family and you get rejected

Mary: hey donald want to have tijus sex
Donald: No please don't do this to me

by nojussex June 24, 2021

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The sex diarrhea

So your having sex and red stuff splurts at your boyfriend he says ew but then it’s still going and he drinks it amazing

I had the sex diarrhea yesterday my ass hurts terrible but my boyfriend drank it

by Zzzara July 4, 2021

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sex cabal

A group, four or more, of mixed sex people who are both friends and sex partners. The sexual relationships can be both whole group and smaller groups within the group.

Bob is trying to get in on the sex cabal with his neighbors

by 8dx247 October 8, 2022

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