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Plank level penis

When you hear a car or motorcycle rev their engine, you know they must be compensating for something.
He’s revving his engine, he must have a plank level penis.
by ChristianinCalifornia April 27, 2025
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Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really
Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer
by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025
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St hope penis crusher

the form of letting 322 boys drip all they semen into one cinnamon toast crunch bowl and letting a girl eat the whole bowl clean off the spot
mell really did the st hope penis crusher shes a pRO
by Theredyellowfaggottoucher January 11, 2026
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F.l.o.o.r Big Penis

Fat Long Outrageously Oversized Ridiculously Big Penis
Emin; "damn my girl says she only fuck w dudes w F.l.o.o.r Big Penises good thing i got one"
Random guy; " must be that muscle milk
by Pharmesuticals May 18, 2020
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Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis

Wow that’s a Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis.
by GuyMontagFourFiveOne October 24, 2022
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1 bal 2 Balz and a penis

This is the greatest route in football history. All you do is run in a circle to make 1 bal then move over to a different stop where your other ball would be and make 2 balz then go to the middle and run straight to make the penis
1 bal 2 Balz and A penisssss
by Jimuder Johnson July 16, 2023
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Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.
Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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