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cock block and roll

Its when you're with some friends at a party or some sort of get together and one of your friends is flirting or gettin with someone and you need to leave.
Lets cock block and roll this mother f*cker
by shoopdoopshibby July 29, 2010
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cock and bum fun

a sexual act performed by two males. one male inserts his erect penis into the other males anus - cock and bum part of the scenario
whilst they both enjoy the sensations -the so called "fun" part of the scenario
"check them dirty homo's goin for a bit of cock and bum fun"

"mafanwee, i need cock and bum fun, but im the only gay in the village!"
by ChayPea March 18, 2005
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Big black cock

the largest cock that jimmy doesn't have
by Danmahn November 28, 2022
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Cock Blast to the Face

When jerking off the sperm is ejactulated in your parteners face
Hey my face hurts, i got a cock blast to the face... OU!!!
by james o'brian November 19, 2003
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cock wagon

A chick who rides so quite the bit of peepee.
Holy shit, the cock wagon has labias to her fuckin knees!
by Luke July 25, 2006
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cock caesar salad

1. In a completely and utterly drunken inebriated rage it exist as a threat from a heterosexual male to a heterosexual female. It is used to degrade the opposite sex for rejecting sexual advances and/or potential acts of pleasure.

2. Following through with the aforementioned threat. It is the act of combining crisp romaine lettuce, fresh parmesan cheese, semen, dingleberries, and grundle grease into a large stainless steel salad bowl then forcing a females head into the bowl to make sure she gets her helping of vegetables and cock.
1.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, are your roommates gone?

Nicole: Yeah, why?

Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.

Nicole: Eww, no way Ryan you're drunk!

Ryan: Whatever you dirty hood rat, I'll give you a cock caesar salad!

2.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, I brought you dinner.

Nicole: What is it?

Ryan: It is a nice hefty load of cock caesar salad! Enjoy bitch!
by Tsmudge09 May 5, 2009
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cock suck bet

-An agreement made between two gentleman in which the loser sucks the cock of the winner.

used mostly in relation to betting on games, sports, and any wadger.
P1: "it apears i am the winner!"

P2: "rrats! i should never have agreed to that cock suck bet"

P1: "However, i shall cash in at a later date"
by wowblox May 17, 2006
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