one crazy town

When a person pays for a midget to give them a swirly in a public toilet full of shit and before they take a breath the midget hops on the top of the toilet tank and shits on their head. Then they pull their head out and go that's one crazy town.

Midget: Indistinguishable midget mill speak (sounding like kid rock bowittaba mixed with Teletubbies) Customer: That's one crazy town you got here. Midget:Fuck you
Customer:Thanx

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

It’s gonna break down one day

Toyota

Sure they are reliable cars but when they reach around 700k miles then you will see them starting to have mechanical problems. So wherever it’s a Prius RAV4 or Corolla, it’s gonna break down one day

by EMD F59PHI July 25, 2024

bumping one off

The act of touching oneself in private places to excite in an effort to achieve climax, or to orgasm. The act is completed when one achieves their orgasm.
Also known as the action of masturbating.

It can be used to describe the process concerning either gender.

Example 1:

Jill: Ew did Tim just bump one off in your bathroom?

Beth: Yeah I think he did - don't go in there.


Example 2:

Guy outside bathroom: Are you done in there? I need to use the bathroom.

Guy in bathroom: Leave me alone, I'm bumping one off!

by FalconFlight April 22, 2009

the one above cool

The ultra schwey of instincts. Never used in an ironic fashion.

Dude, this is TOAC. The One Above Cool (something absolutely awesome in any possible way).

by FashtyMcbrikostore2045 February 14, 2022

Cube (TPC one)

Some gay bitch who likes dick (affectionate)

'My type is Cube (TPC one).' -Lythorus

by lover_bugger October 8, 2022

One of those Fridays

A Friday evening, usually following a particularly trying week, marked by excessive drinking, questionable decision-making, the inability to recall said drinking or decision making, and other generally poor behavior.

This has been a long-ass week...this is definitely going to be one of those Fridays.

by grumpalicious August 22, 2011

twenty one gun salute

When twenty one guys all get boners at the same time.

"Hey let's all get together later and do a twenty one gun salute."

by Unknown37 June 11, 2016