Love you soon

A non-homophobic way of saying farewell to a friend, housemate or new acquaintance.

Usually follows the phrase - 'G'bye'

Guy 1: "See you in a bit, Tom"

Guy 2: "Where you going?"

Guy 1: "Shop"

Guy 2: "Grab some, milk. G'bye, love you soon"

by AllTheWords March 12, 2013

Nigerian Love Starve

n. The interesting theory, regarding the increase of sexual pleasure, that one's partner will crave you after starving them for a week before finally letting them have the sweet nourishment of your tasty cock. Blowjobs are risky at this stage, because the extra protein might be too much of a temptation. It is highly recommended to ejaculate in the partner's mouth, as to prevent collapse from the energy expended during coitus. This theory is also a weight loss technique used in stupid first-world ghetto communities where the chicken grease flows like the Niger River. Women performing the starve can be called a "Hungry Hungry Hippo".

"My Baby did a Nigerian Love Starve and she passed out from pleasure!"
"I heard Shaqueesh-Oprah lost 80 lbs as a Hungry Hungry Hippo!"
"My girl Becky died trying a Nigerian Love Starve because she was too white to handle it."

by The Mayng March 16, 2014

Love after lockup

Train wreck

Have you heard they’re making season 3 of Love After Lockup??

by loveafterlockup February 29, 2020

tsa loves t&a

A joke referencing allegations of agents of the Transportation Security Administration, an American federal agency and division of the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), better known as "airport security" frisking people in security checks in a manner akin to molestation. The actual name implies this by saying they like tits and ass.

Some Chick: Hey John I was flying in and I think the TSA at the terminal molested me.
John: Well you know what they say, TSA loves T&A.

by Some Sarcastic Guy March 31, 2017

Social Media Love

An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.

Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.

by Storypoet November 27, 2016

self love day

The day where you love yourself no matter what you can eat WHATEVER you want you do you boo

Person: hey do you know what day it is? Other person: no what day is it? Person: its national self love day!

by Dina secret February 7, 2021

A LOVE SO BEAUTIFUL

A Chinese drama about a 17 year old in love with her neighbor. It also has a Korean remake, both are able to be streamed on Netflix.

Shin Sol-i/Chen Xiaoxi: I love you.

Cha Heon/Jiang Chen: Well I don't. (secretly does)

(both are scenes form "A Love so Beautiful")

by milaylay January 30, 2021