Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

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Brown bag toilet

When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.

Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.

by Toe knee October 06, 2021

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When a female puts a condom against her vaginal opening and proceeds to queer in it.

My girlfriend was started to queer while we were having sex, and she made a queef bag of my condom

by Pauseacorn July 11, 2017

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Any bag of drugs a girl will queef for.

Him-What's the plan miss?
Her - You know the daily queef bag😚

by Your bud. April 13, 2019

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LoL Bag is a lil bag of lols from the teen for $2 ...

come teen and get a LOL Bag cause were seniors

OMG FOSSY DONT EAT MY LOL BAG

SHREKY

by annettlol May 09, 2022

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A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

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Grabing a balll sack with a hand and slapping it on a persons body parts.

They were branded with a tea bag stamp.

by Sheargenius January 23, 2017

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