Citric sex

The act of carving out a whole in a citrus fruit (orange, tangerine, grapefruit, etc.), popping the fruit in the microwave for a minute, and than engaging in intercourse with said piece of fruit.

Hey, while your out, can you pick up a grapefruit. i wanna get my citric sex on latter.

by B-hood scribe March 14, 2011

sex laundry

When you wash your bed sheets after sex.

My roommate had her boyfriend over a little bit ago and now she's doing her sex laundry.

by awesomenessssssohyes May 22, 2016

Kangaroo sex

When jumping up and down on her pussy going in dick first

I was having kangaroo sex so loud the neighbors complained

by Cowboy rick November 21, 2017

Tijus sex

Invite a girl to the cinema on a date but instead the girl comes with her entire family and you get rejected

Mary: hey donald want to have tijus sex
Donald: No please don't do this to me

by nojussex June 24, 2021

mr sex

anyone who has had sex more than 69 times

bro 1: wow bro did you see mr sex yesterday

bro 2: hell yeah dude he is so hot

by God damn nerd December 15, 2020

sex octopus

Having eight men in you at once.

I passed out at a party, and woke up in a sex octopus the next day. I will never forget it, the scars will always remind me.

by mrtnmrtnz13 September 23, 2013

sex-gregated

a silly amalgamation of the word segregation- meaning segregation on the basis of gender and not race

my school is sex-gregated- male and female students aren't allowed to hang out together

by chiefey August 25, 2009