granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

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I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck

To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.

Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!

by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009

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Im trippin off molly right now

And im trippin off molly rn, and its hella fun, i just wish i wasnt tripping off molly rn, like its honeslty dope i just wish i wasnt trippin off molly rn.

“Aye bruh im trippin off molly right now.”

by obungaz May 6, 2019

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Dropping the Duke boys off at the swimming hole

Taking a smelly,country style dump

I was dropping the Duke boys off at the swimming hole and they splashed me.

by Frank Lee Usuck III March 15, 2019

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I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

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rip off your head and shit down your neck

A quote from Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket" (1987)

"You know that one quote you always hear in hardcore songs? 'rip off your head and shit down your neck', it's from Full Metal Jacket, a movie by Stanley Kubrick"

by Nekir January 7, 2012

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