life sucks and then you die.

The cold, hard truth. That and 42.

Example I-
Person 1: "Man...why is everything so complicated and difficult?"

Person 2: "No one knows man....all we know is life sucks and then you die. That and 42."

Example II- (subtle version)
Person 1: "This is effing retarded!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you'll die sooner or later."

by lukewarmocha October 7, 2010

just so you know

A phrase tacked on to the end of a statement to imply that the information being given is simply a courtesy, when in reality there are specific expectations of you now that you have this information

What Danielle says to guy she's been seeing: Oh, hey I decativated my profile on the dating website, just so you know.

What Danielle REALLY means: You better take your dang profile off the dating website too....NOW!!!!

by Dwad!!!! July 5, 2010

are you shitting my dick

A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real

“dude that test was hard”
“are you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied”

by bahka78 October 6, 2021

I own you bitches

Means that you are superior to a group of others, in control, the boss, etc.

On its own - i.e. I own you bitches...

by jat December 15, 2004

i love you too

what you say as a comeback when someone either someone says something mean to you or they say "i hate you"

Jenny: you're ugly, stupid, and mean!
Caroline: I love you too! <3

by Adagio For Clarinet WAGNER November 25, 2010

I thought you knew

When someone does something sneaky or stupid, then when they are caught say "I thought you knew." aka "I didn't think you needed to know"

Your girlfriend cheats on you with some guy, then weeks later says "I thought you knew"

by Hives! December 8, 2004

you can't polish a turd

trying to "fix up" a junky car.it cannot be done, give it up!

nathan, sell that cavi!you can't polish a turd!

by da trick biatch December 21, 2005