Chicken and Cheese

a delicous mix of protein and fat which tastes okay .

I like chicken and cheese

by Dandy- Randy April 2, 2017

weapons grade cheese

Hard, solid block of cheese, hard enough to inflict damage if hit by it. Usually colored in bright shades more typical for taxi cabs than edible matter. For example, Black Diamond.

That block of weapons grade cheese would do some serious damage if you get hit by it.

That's some weapons grade cheese right there.

"Is that cheese or a weapon for self defense?"
"It's weapons grade cheese."

by Bahuka March 24, 2017

gotta get that cheese

When you go to the store and get cheese.

"Oh man lets go to the store, mom. Gotta get that cheese!"

by HelpMeI'mATurtle April 16, 2017

Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake

Leaving a penis unwashed for several months until theres smegma under his crown and then letting a bitch lick it off.

A:"Damn Shalissa got that Oklahoma Mushroom Cheesecake"
B:"Deadass?"
A:"Deadass"

by n1qq4s May 31, 2017

hot booty cheese

Nasty morning breath

Today I woke up and my sister came in my room and her breath smelled like hot booty cheese

by Safe sex and paychecks222 June 18, 2017

sitting on a cheeseburger

When you sit on the face of an ugly guy

"Look I'm not saying he was ugly... but I definitely found myself sitting on a cheeseburger last night."

by Jeff Dalorn June 25, 2017

toaster grilled cheese

When Ella's Pans are all dirty so she sticks a cheese sandwich in a toaster, getting melted cheese all over the place. She then sets off the smoke alarm because she burnt the toast.

"FUCK MY TOASTER GRILLED CHEESE"

by Candle Porn June 26, 2017