goth bitch

A weak ass bitch who thinks there tuff and scary but is actually a child who no one cares to notice until they start shit also is fucking terrible at makeup

Damn that goth bitch is sad

by Slut_69 April 10, 2018

Bitch please

General statement of acknowledgement, notably as a positive affirmation, or exclamation of delight. Can be upgraded to "Nigger please" if the preceeding event warrants it.

So... the bad news is, the zombie apocalypse is occurring. But on the plus side, I managed to get the chainsaw working so... Bitch please.

Person 1: What we eating tonight?
Person 2: Erm... pizza I think.
Person 1: Bitch please.
Person 3: We got chips too if you want?
Person 1: Nigger please!

(Note how the use of "Nigger please" (an upgraded "bitch please") is also implicit of the positive affirmation; "yes".)

by Gunishment September 12, 2011

dirty bitch

Someone who does not wash regularly, and possibly has many STD's. This is also known as Nolder and one should beware, BEWARE!

See also Nolda and whore.

That dirty bitch Nolder tried to do me in my spam purse, but I cut his dick off.

by Bitch February 27, 2004

Bitch Salad

When you're headed out the door to go get lunch and your boss asks you to swing by McDonald's on the way back and pick him up a South West Chicken Salad.

Boss to Employee: "Hey can you grab me a salad from McDonald's on your way back?"

Employee to Boss: "Uhm, we're not going to McDonald's for lunch tho."

Boss to Employee: "On your way back.."

Me to Employee: "Wow, he really made you his bitch right there. he was all like 'Bitch get me some Salad'..

Employee to me: "yep.. it's a BITCH SALAD!"

by possiblyben December 8, 2009

bitch kebab

More than 3 hot chicks together. Translated from French "brochette de salopes"

Wow! what a beautiful bitch kebab!

by FPC_klem April 6, 2004

bitch monkey

Also known as the common racoon.

My boyfriend and I were camping and he caught a bitch monkey eating our bread.

by spinningmia June 7, 2007

Alpha-Bitch

This phrase, first used in Panama City, FL in the year 2010, describes a female of the humanoid class that does not participate in drama and/or slutty activities (i.e., sleeping with best friend's boyfriend, talking behind friend's backs, trying to "steal" a boy from another girl, etc.) and still is liked by a large percent of the population. Catty weapons are not needed as this creature has no natural predators. In the event that someone is stupid enough to provoke an alpha-bitch, usually fists or the could shoulder will be used, depending on the severity of the situation. The name covers an informal group, unlike a gang or clique, but simply a group of similar people who do not even necessarily know each other, but share similar characteristics-- like in a species. Considering that this is a small minority group, it does appear as though these people have a higher evolutionary development. Some characteristics of these girls may or may not be present:
*Dyeing of hair to a different color at home
*Cutting one's own hair
*Using words such as(but not limited to) "bomb", "killer" and "beast", but not in their original definitions.
AND
*Eating Chinese food on a regular basis.

Alayna: Angela, that girl over there is talking so much smack about us. What are you gonna do?
Angela: Are you kidding? I'm an alpha-bitch. I'm gonna walk away and not give her any satisfaction.
Alayna: Damnnn. Me too.

by angelaamor22 December 21, 2010