Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss

Expresion of just how much you dislike someone. You would not even give them the steam from your piss

"My boss is such a cunt, I wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss."

by NZBB May 31, 2009

hippity hoppity get off my property

do your work

Kid 1: hippity hoppity get off my property
kid 2: do your fkn work

by sanikk June 25, 2020

good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD)

Military term: The absolute, iron-clad, no-bull date/time when any visit by the good idea fairy will not be tolerated by anyone for any reason. For most reasonable people this is not later than the time an operation plan or order is published. For senior officers and politicians this is only a hypothetical moment that never arrives.

"The good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD) for this operation is the date we issue the order to the units," said the Commander. "I will personally kill anyone who suggests anything after that."

and;

"The attack was going well until the good idea fairy struck. They failed to establish a GIF-COD.

by Baghdad Bob May 2, 2006

Get off your damn phone and clean your room

You saw the title you lazy ass

Today you were told to get off your damn phone and clean your room

by maemae0608 December 17, 2019

Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'

by Pierre Le Pew January 26, 2006

Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds

Special soap for cleaning soup off hoops.

Just scrub your silly, souped-up hoop in Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds.

by Soup Nazi September 6, 2004

BU -bu buuuu- BITCHHHH! Fak-oFf WEEEEEEEE

The way a person with Tourette's ticks when their friend is being a real BITCHHHH FUCK OFFF WEEEEEEEEE

" So anyways- BU -bu buuuu- BITCHHHH! Fak-oFf WEEEEEEEE... what was I talking about?"

by eldestPHART101 December 3, 2020