One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

one

you are one

one

by bruhpepo November 22, 2021

Then one day the cat got her

That someone passed away or died.

Then paulie says "then One day the cat got her. "Realizing his friend ivy had died.

by X blade slim March 14, 2022

One direction

One direction used to be the biggest boy band. They went on a hiatus in 2016. It consisted of Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne and Zayn Malik. People part of their fandom were called Directioners. People who met them were very lucky.

"yo dude, I met One Direction!"

"Mate, that's awesome! You're so lucky!"

by Livvvvvvvvvv March 28, 2020

One Bone

A persons who weighs practically nothing and could be classified as 2 dimensional due to how skinny they are.

Why didn’t one bone show up for work today?

Oh, I heard he was taking a shower and slipped down the drain, so they had to call a plumber to try to save him!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

one finger push-up

An Anime stunt that involves doing a push-up with your pinky. Often used in more unknown animes’.

Guy 1: I’m ‘bouta do a one finger push-up. Guy 2: Impossible. Guy 1: AAAAAA (ow) and done. Guy 2: WHAAAAAT???

by ¿ Lunar ? May 20, 2023

One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021