Ben loves Julia

Ben loves Julia but they are best friends so Ben is too afraid to tell Julia how he feels so he doesn’t tell her because he thinks it will ruin the friendship. But what Ben doesn’t know is that Julia loves Ben too but Julia doesn’t want to tell Ben how she feels because she think that it will also ruin the friendship. So Julia and Ben have been best friends for a long time but they both have feelings for each other but they will never know because they are too afraid. But Ben should tell Julia how he feels because Julia deserves to know. And he should not be afraid he should be brave.

Person 1: wow Ben loves Julia it is so obvious
Person 2: ikr but he’s to afraid to tell her

by Ben loves Julia January 27, 2020

tsa loves t&a

A joke referencing allegations of agents of the Transportation Security Administration, an American federal agency and division of the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), better known as "airport security" frisking people in security checks in a manner akin to molestation. The actual name implies this by saying they like tits and ass.

Some Chick: Hey John I was flying in and I think the TSA at the terminal molested me.
John: Well you know what they say, TSA loves T&A.

by Some Sarcastic Guy March 31, 2017

Love after lockup

Train wreck

Have you heard they’re making season 3 of Love After Lockup??

by loveafterlockup February 29, 2020

dirty lovely peaches

When your Coochie stinks so bad that your eyes water and you feel like you are going to puke

I was eating and I had a dirty lovely peaches and I can still smell that shit.

by girlboss queen April 15, 2020

Social Media Love

An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.

Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.

by Storypoet November 27, 2016

self love day

The day where you love yourself no matter what you can eat WHATEVER you want you do you boo

Person: hey do you know what day it is? Other person: no what day is it? Person: its national self love day!

by Dina secret February 7, 2021

I love penis

Just look up "I love dick" because i dont feel like writing something, and its the same damn thing

I love penis when its next to me

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021