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Lads and Cunts

I’m loving this FA cup final. I hope the lads beat the cunts; I’ve supported them all my life. Ultimately it’s immaterial who wins, it’s just a victory for the beautiful game that is “lads and cunts”, the UK’s national sport.
by Labrador Dog Puppy May 14, 2022
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Cunt-fused

Someone whose brain is totally misdirected either because of too much sex, or nowhere near enough sex.
Shti! She's so cunt-fused, she just told me that it's cowing like a pissing flat on a rain rock !!
by Bigbear469 July 23, 2018
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Serving Cunt

Serving cunt is basically just slaying and outslaying and outdancing everyone. Like kpop idols especially. Lots of people think only women can serve cunt but many men can too, including kai from exo and ten from wayv.
WayZen 1: omg did you see the nectar performance in the movie.

WayZen 2: omg yes! ten was literally serving cunt with the crop top and skirt.
by TenLeeOutsold December 9, 2023
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Cunt

A fake ass hoe who could easily be mistaken for a genuine friend. They come on nice at first but in the end, they are extremely bitchy and have no respect for you, nor themselves.
Girl 1- Ashely was so nice to me! What did I do wrong?
Girl 2- She's just a cunt! Don't give her no mind.
by Starwaterspeks July 21, 2018
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a raging sack of cunt flaps

Someone who is even more heinous than a cunt, because “cunts are still useful”.
What a raging sack
Of cunt flaps!!!

Or, Ed is a raging sack of cunt flaps.
by Smartmouth78 August 12, 2023
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cunt struck

Similar to dickmatized but meaning a man or lesbian woman who is hypnotized by a woman's vajajay.
Shirley is cunt struck by her new hook up, Yolanda. Since she is bisexual ,let's hope her boyfriend, Bradley is just as cunt struck when they have that threesome!
by Nath'l November 4, 2017
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Plumb Cunt

When someone makes a monumental stupid choice and it effects the outcome of the whole situation.
Paint the wall Red Gareth”
“Ok”

The wall is Green Gareth, why have you done that you Plumb Cunt”

“Oooops, I thought you said Green”
by Merv the swerve February 7, 2021
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