Finger love cramps

Caused by the incorrect form and/or technique when masturbating yourself or someone else.

Olly: Oii hero I'm full of finger love cramps today.
Marc: Oh damn, are you feeling lonely?!

by tordenist June 5, 2018

i love bread

When you use celebrity status to promote a not so gesat product because you own shares in the company that makes it

Oprah "i love bread" Winfrey can't shut up about weight watchers

by 123biggyatl February 17, 2017

I Love You

(Your probably here because your a hopeless romantic)

The three hardest words to say in the English Language. But that was a long time ago. Now, people be saying that all the time to just about anybody.

"I Love You" An affirmation of affection or deep caring.

Boy: I love you...

Girl: No.

by ren_. April 3, 2023

siberian love affair

Being in love with your significant other but they're cold and distant. They really don't care about you.

Person one: I took Sally out on our anniversary to a fancy restaurant and bought her a bouquet of roses, but she seemed more interested in candy crush at dinner.

Person two: That sucks man. Sounds like a Siberian Love Affair.

by CrowJenkins January 30, 2014

Love you soon

A non-homophobic way of saying farewell to a friend, housemate or new acquaintance.

Usually follows the phrase - 'G'bye'

Guy 1: "See you in a bit, Tom"

Guy 2: "Where you going?"

Guy 1: "Shop"

Guy 2: "Grab some, milk. G'bye, love you soon"

by AllTheWords March 12, 2013

Nigerian Love Starve

n. The interesting theory, regarding the increase of sexual pleasure, that one's partner will crave you after starving them for a week before finally letting them have the sweet nourishment of your tasty cock. Blowjobs are risky at this stage, because the extra protein might be too much of a temptation. It is highly recommended to ejaculate in the partner's mouth, as to prevent collapse from the energy expended during coitus. This theory is also a weight loss technique used in stupid first-world ghetto communities where the chicken grease flows like the Niger River. Women performing the starve can be called a "Hungry Hungry Hippo".

"My Baby did a Nigerian Love Starve and she passed out from pleasure!"
"I heard Shaqueesh-Oprah lost 80 lbs as a Hungry Hungry Hippo!"
"My girl Becky died trying a Nigerian Love Starve because she was too white to handle it."

by The Mayng March 16, 2014

Pewamo Love Story

When your first love is dating your cousin

My first girlfriend was dating my cousin so yeah i suppose that is a pewamo love story

by Trevor Eubanks January 21, 2023