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Social Media Love

An updated version for puppy love. When you fall in love with someone's profile, chats and posts but you've never actually met them in person.
Chad: I wish that Julia wouldn't like so many guys pics cause she knows I love her and she loves me too!
Brad: Dude, you've never met her in person! You're too deep in social media love to think clearly.
by Storypoet November 27, 2016
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tsa loves t&a

A joke referencing allegations of agents of the Transportation Security Administration, an American federal agency and division of the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), better known as "airport security" frisking people in security checks in a manner akin to molestation. The actual name implies this by saying they like tits and ass.
Some Chick: Hey John I was flying in and I think the TSA at the terminal molested me.
John: Well you know what they say, TSA loves T&A.
by Some Sarcastic Guy March 31, 2017
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Love after lockup

Have you heard they’re making season 3 of Love After Lockup??
by loveafterlockup February 29, 2020
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self love day

The day where you love yourself no matter what you can eat WHATEVER you want you do you boo
Person: hey do you know what day it is? Other person: no what day is it? Person: its national self love day!
by Dina secret February 7, 2021
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I Love You

(Your probably here because your a hopeless romantic)

The three hardest words to say in the English Language. But that was a long time ago. Now, people be saying that all the time to just about anybody.

"I Love You" An affirmation of affection or deep caring.
Boy: I love you...

Girl: No.
by ren_. April 3, 2023
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Love you soon

A non-homophobic way of saying farewell to a friend, housemate or new acquaintance.

Usually follows the phrase - 'G'bye'
Guy 1: "See you in a bit, Tom"

Guy 2: "Where you going?"

Guy 1: "Shop"

Guy 2: "Grab some, milk. G'bye, love you soon"
by AllTheWords March 12, 2013
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siberian love affair

Being in love with your significant other but they're cold and distant. They really don't care about you.
Person one: I took Sally out on our anniversary to a fancy restaurant and bought her a bouquet of roses, but she seemed more interested in candy crush at dinner.

Person two: That sucks man. Sounds like a Siberian Love Affair.
by CrowJenkins January 30, 2014
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