Hey u swag-jacked me!!
by FIREKRACKER October 28, 2019
Get the Swag-jacked mug.Jack kufferman (also known as "big dick nick" or even "the horse cock jock") is a very athletic man. He beat usain bolts record thanks to his hyperpowered third leg and has participated in many sword fights with the arab badi himself, saad alabadi!!! Unfortunately, it is hard for jack to hide massive jack jr. Since he is way too big to fit in jack's pants.
"Oh my god my dick is so big, i feel like jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."
by Sword fight india scout (sfis) November 22, 2021
Get the Jack Kufferman mug.He is the main character of Pirates of the Caribbean and is played by the great Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever to exist!
You: OMG WHO EVER PLAYS JACK SPARROW IS A GREAT ACTOR!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022
Get the Jack Sparrow mug.A sex position where the woman puts a pumpkin on her head, while the man smacks her ass till it’s bright red and looks like a wild card. Also known as pumpkin fucking.
1- You what? What’s Jack O’smack?
2- Dude, haven’t you ever pumpkin fucked your girl? Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!
2- Dude, haven’t you ever pumpkin fucked your girl? Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!
by Onyx_hana April 24, 2022
Get the Jack o’smack mug.1/5 from the amazing man band Why Don't We. He was born 1st July 1999, and joined the band in 2016.
Jack is currently dating Gabriela Gonzalez aka Gabbie Gonzalez, and they have a beautiful daughter called Lavender May Avery, born 22nd April 2019.
Jack is currently dating Gabriela Gonzalez aka Gabbie Gonzalez, and they have a beautiful daughter called Lavender May Avery, born 22nd April 2019.
by Limelight Cookie October 6, 2019
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by el Mayhem January 22, 2009
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