Donkey cheese

Stupendiously over priced cheese, like gold by ounce, impossible to get and an "acquired" taste ( which is to say you may not like it.

The world priciest cheese is made from donkey milk (great big story) youtube.com

Or possibly a poker bet?

Here try some donkey cheese, it's imported.

by Modern Women January 2, 2026

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The Cheese Touch

When a mans Penis has crusted allmost moldy layer and he pulls it back to see it and touches it without washing his hands after

Yo dude
yea
my friend tom gave jamal the cheese touch

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda January 3, 2026

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Butt cheese

When you get sperm in your butt and it’s solidified the smell is described as rotten eggs if it comes out, it comes in a thick gooey substance

Bro, I need to clean my butt cheese

by Dystopian Willy guys January 7, 2026

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Dih cheese

Also spelled dick cheese. It means smegma, which are cheesy substance composed of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture that occurs in male and female mammalian genitalia. In males specifically, smegma collects under the foreskin, hence the term dick cheese.

Q: I ordered some pizza, but for some reason they smell like shit.
A: That's dih cheese, dipshit.

by VinHoeOfficial January 8, 2026

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Phallus Cheeseburger

When someone mentions something extremely specific. Someone can tag on Phallus cheeseburger or someone can acknowledge the specificness by adding it on themselves

Person 1: What car do you have?
Person 2: It’s a Ford Fiesta MKII Zetec 1.5l
Person 1: *scoff* Phallus Cheeseburger much?

Person 1: What car do you have

Person 2: It’s a Ford Fiesta MKII Zetec 1.5l Phallus Cheeseburger
Person 1: *scoff* Yeah, right

by EggLord5170 January 10, 2026

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