Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up
by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

Why did you colour the wall blue? The client wanted red!
“F**k, I done a hasan on that one”
“Lucky they corrected me, I was in the process of doing a hasan”
“F**k, I done a hasan on that one”
“Lucky they corrected me, I was in the process of doing a hasan”
by Kayess88 November 26, 2023

"I got an interview for a club yesterday"
"Yeah? How did it go?"
"Aw mate, it went well but I'm doing a Qasim"
"Oh it's THAT kind of club"
"Yeah? How did it go?"
"Aw mate, it went well but I'm doing a Qasim"
"Oh it's THAT kind of club"
by danceintherain0 November 8, 2022

“Hey mate wanna go out tonight?”
“Kinda wanna do but only if you guys wanna go out, cause I kinda wanna go to gym in morning”
“Kinda wanna do but only if you guys wanna go out, cause I kinda wanna go to gym in morning”
by Trudstar September 28, 2019

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by john stromboli January 3, 2025
