wizard

A term that can be used when you can't say the N-Word. It is used best in discribing the ones that go to clubs and stand at the side of the dance floor, casting their spells on innocent little white girls. Then when the time is right they pounce on them similar to a beartrap.

Note: There is a basketball team the Washington Wizards.

Yo man look at those hot sluts dancing over there.

Ah shit those wizards just used their sorcerey on them.

by GQGUY November 16, 2006

Wiitard

A person who owns a Wii gaming system and thinks it is better then the ps3 or xbox 360.

Anyone who brags about there Wii is a Wiitard

by Ghostismyname September 14, 2007

WIZARDS SLEEVE

A VAGINA, BETTER KNOWN AS PUSSY, THAT SAGS LOW LIKE A WIZARDS SLEEVE

THAT GIRL I FUCKED LAST NIGHT HAD A BAD WIZARDS SLEEVE

by D850 May 10, 2009

Wizard Beard

When a man has sex with a woman from behind and right before he is about to ejaculate, he pulls out a picture of a beardless wizard and places it on her back, then ejaculates on the picture so that his semen appears to be the wizard’s beard.

Guy 1: My new girlfriend is really into D&D and fantasy shit, what can I do to impress her in the bedroom?
Guy 2: Have you tried giving her a wizard beard?

by Iced Cooly February 22, 2020

Wizard of Oz

A movie made to make fun of the political leaders of the time.

In the Wizard of Oz:
The scarecrow didn't have a brain
The tin man didn't have a heart
The lion didn't have any courage
The wizard was a phony

by tye-die April 27, 2006

wiitard

Someone who sucks at playing simple games on the wii.

"Erin, I am gonna shit a brick if I have to jump over one more bowling ball, you wiitard"

by juanchurro December 29, 2007

robot wizard

Someone that spends their entire life focusing on elecronics, mathematics, science, and technology but has no real emotional sense- akin to a robot.

Your a total robot wizard dude.

...What? Oh sorry I was coding.

by Halo Tricky September 2, 2005