Jenova's Witnesses

This is my name for the notorious "Final Fantasy House's" "mini-cult." It's a joke on the owners, claiming to be reincarnated Final Fantasy 7 Characters, such as "Jenova," and "Sephiroth." It's also a joke on Jehovas' Witnesses.

I have met some people, who claim to be from the Jenova's Witnesses, and claim Jenova saved them! They reject Jenova's appearance in Final Fantasy 7, being called "The Calamity," and instead calls it a blessing!

by jrpgkin April 13, 2022

The Witness

When you walk into a Taco Bell bathroom and you see a big fuckin shit floating in the toliet.

Little bobby had a taco supream, a burrito supream, nacho surpream, and a soft taco supream. Lil bobby took a big shit in a public bathroom, and didnt flush, in order for the next faggot to use the shitter they would be a "witness".

by AlleyViper December 8, 2004

WIT

THE ABILITY TO SAY CLEVER AND AMUSING THINGS

Tenali is famous for his wit and intelligence

by Sahithy January 3, 2021

Big niggas wit tight coochies

Big mother fuckers named Jared and Joshua who are big niggas wit tight coochies

“Aye man, remember those two guys we met in that alley that we fucked?”
“You mean the Big Niggas Wit Tight Coochies?”

by TightPussyMan96024 January 9, 2021

Aight imma fuck wit u

People use this bio on dating apps when they fuck wit casual hook ups

As Emerson saw aight imma fuck wit u in her bio he knew he found the jackpot.

by Guess you were curious January 20, 2021

Aight imma fuck wit u

People use this bio on dating apps when they fuck wit casual hook ups

Aight imma fuck wit u

by DamnUhorny January 20, 2021

Jehovah's Witnesses

A secret organization that spies on and targets people for their feminism and their machist purposes.

I hate the Jehovah's Witnesses, and so it gives me nausea.

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021