pet the weasel

stroke the penis of the same gender.

Tarek and Matt pet the weasel every night.

by Nick Amato October 24, 2005

pickle weasel

a northersern arabrwat that slowly traps and pickles its prey in a 1980 brandy sauce, quite deliorios!

Oh that pickle weasel just pickled your mom!

by Kyle Weasle Tamer Jimmy November 6, 2004

weasel

A small, Chihuahua-like man.

Franco is such a little weasel.

by Cid April 30, 2003

weasel teeth

One with weasle teeth.

Whitney has weasle teeth.

by hehe December 2, 2004

Garden weasel

A weasel that lives in your garden, i.e a cat.

Here kitty kitty kitty.. rowr! <scratches my arm when trying to pat him> Ow! Fucking garden weasel!

by mungler May 16, 2006

Shit-Weasels

a Shit Weasel is a thing encubated
in someones stomach and the person
will suffer or (accuire the power of)
really smelly farts and a bleeding anus
the farts smell of ether and bananas
i have no idea why...
also known as Byrums

oh man what the hell died in your ass?
"nothing i just have a Shit-Weasel"

by Takato-Defuniak August 13, 2003

weasel sex

When two skinny Mexicans have unprotected dirty, sweaty, sex and then leave right after intercourse.

White man: Wow those two mexican spics just had weasel sex.

by Cinnamon gang. April 8, 2017