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Urban Dejection

dejection faced by those whose words are continuously rejected by urbandictionary.com for the word the day
The rejection of my brain child, 'testickles', by the editors of urban dictionary gave me a strong case of urban dejection.
by ECGirls September 7, 2010
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Pope Urban

Not only did Pope Urban I topple idols through prayer, he also created this dope ass dictionary.
by Yondo September 29, 2008
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urban squirreling

the act in which a person goes through a drive through with the car in reverse so that the passenger side of the vehicle must order and receive the food
You might receive really odd looks, or in some cases, the fast food worker won't notice the difference. The key to urban squirreling is to keep a straight face.
by tazmonkey33 September 11, 2011
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urban poon

a future website specializing in reviews of the taste of individual muff dives.
When I hit www. urban poon .com, if found my future girlfriend there. The reviews were all favorable.
by minimalsidefx2 August 9, 2012
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Urban Dictionary

A site where 90% of the definitions have a tag or comment about sex.
Quote from iPad

"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.

Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.

Tim: What's going on today?

Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".

Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.

Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"

Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
by Brandon:P July 5, 2012
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urban dictionary

A place where you never really get the real definition of anything.
by CrispyAsian November 2, 2017
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Dictionary Urban

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Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... Dictionary Urban
by JoeManFish! April 14, 2021
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