Cracking under pressure

When someone is really confused and doesn't know whats going on, and starts to panic.

Bill: Hey bob, wanna partyyyyyy
Sandy: Wait no come to meeeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Bill: Come to meeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Sandy: Come to meeeeeeee
Bob: (Cracking under pressure) Uhh.. uhh... ah.. ahh.. I DON'T KNOW!!!!!

by Oreztov July 7, 2017

Over the Pearls, Under the Crown

A blowjob focusing solely on the underside shaft of the penis.

Refers to the simple instructions given to queens and princesses on how to hold their hands during waiving to a crowd.

Dave: Missy gave me the best blowjob last night.

Steve: Oh yeah?

Dave: Yeah. She kept me from cumming by going Over the Pearls, Under the Crown.

Steve: Cool.

by The Pretzelman January 5, 2010

Undefeatable

Unable to be defeated; Able to be undefeated; Pre-requisite to being undefeated

Man #1 - "Hey man, did you see GSP fight last night?"

Man #2 - "Yeah dude, that guy is undefeatable right now!"

by Captain Seagrams March 28, 2010

over-under

if your don't want to touch the person you are stuck sleeping with and there is two blankets and one bed. One person goes under one blanket and the other goes on top of the blanket next to the other person with a blanket over themselves. Super safe way to ensure no funny business in the sack.

Straight person 1: Well, were stuck sleeping on the cot again.
Straight person 2: At least theres two blankets so we can over-under.

by jimboneslamboni November 8, 2013

Over and Under

To get over a person, you need to get under one.

"Man, you're still not over your ex?"
"Yea so"
"Well you need to get over and under."

by Thisisbliss October 7, 2009

throw him under the bus

A special case of "throw under the bus" when a man disdains another man as sexist in order to curry favor with or get in the pants of a woman.

Jerry's botched pick-up line was the perfect opportunity for Barry to throw him under the bus and ask Sarah to rumble on the dance floor.

by jlabbe February 17, 2007

undee

Something or someone that is gross, narst, buck-fuckin-nasty, or all of the above.

Holy shit did you see her muffin tops? Yeah, they were so undee!

by hellyes* May 3, 2009