Guy 1: Dude i just went to see The Breakup with my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.
Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.
Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.
Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.
by Biggy_Smalls_ January 25, 2011
by Doctor Skinnfloot January 14, 2015
Britney Spears has a nasty pumpkin twat
by Alexis B December 26, 2008
Typically a person who is devoid of all logic or reason. They tend to make poor ill advised decisions that adversely affect those around them. Another stark characteristic is that they’re overall a fucking idiot.
Kyle broke up with Leslie??? THE Leslie??? The woman who was gracious enough to even date him??? What a fucking twat!
You see that guy over there with the weak mustache and feminine build? What a fucking twat, amirite?
You see that guy over there with the weak mustache and feminine build? What a fucking twat, amirite?
by Geezer Squeezer November 05, 2022
A female that is in dire need of a vaginal cleansing. Not just any gross clam, one that might even be harboring some of the most dangerous mythical creatures. Also disgusting enough to keep away the maybe onlookers. It is a eye-opener of a sight as well as is viewing two straight men having sex, one not so much enjoying it as the other.
Geena: "did you see that raunchy twat in room 28?"
Mike: "yeah!, so disturbing I kept looking at it. Once I finally got away, i've been having nightmares ever since."
Genna: "that's fucked up."
Mike: "yeah!, so disturbing I kept looking at it. Once I finally got away, i've been having nightmares ever since."
Genna: "that's fucked up."
by thetryplethreat November 14, 2010
1) noun.A qualoquialism for a woman with two female genatalia. 2) adverb. Used as a pun... Instead of Shakespeare s" to be, or not to be". ....
To twat or not to twat... A pun taken from Shakespeare.. to be or not to be.
That chick had two twats.... Six holes?? How's a guy supposed to fill all of em??
That chick had two twats.... Six holes?? How's a guy supposed to fill all of em??
by Real redboss April 29, 2018