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If I tried

We'll never know! Because I didn't have to!
Hym "We'll never know what would have happened if I tried because I'm just not going to! I'm going to wait for you to do what you're inevitably going to do and then I'm going to tell you all to go fuck yourselves! To your face! I'm going to get on them fucking podcasts and you're going to have to actually defend what you're doing to my face, in front of your audience! Or I'll kill a kid!"
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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Poseidon's trident

Poseidon's trident, (Not to be confused with the all too familiar Poseidon's kiss) is what happens when a lucky soul is receiving a coveted Blumpkin and just before arriving turns the bidet to full blast which in turn changes what was memorable moment in time into none other than a life altering, earth shattering, and for lack of a better description, a complete out of body experience that would put the best ayahuasca trip to shame.
Bro, last night at the party that girl totally rocked my world! She was giving me a blumpkin and then hit me with Poseidon's Trident. I'm definitely going to put a ring on it...
by Ricky Fitts November 10, 2024
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Ringwood tree trim

The Ringwood tree trim is an act in which 2 male participants are needed. One of the participants records themselves "trimming" the other participants puebic hairs until clean shaven. The participant than admires the frshly trimmed tree and puts it in their mouth.
Zack totally gave Mason a Ringwood tree trim last night. Must have been crazy!
by The Rug Leech. September 22, 2025
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