The Opposite of Midas Touch
by Mjones1955 July 9, 2022
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From the celebrity Tony Montana who was know for his exaggerations.
From the celebrity Tony Montana who was know for his exaggerations.
True story: John tripped over a rock last night.
Tony's touch: John was walking down the street last night when a saw a bullet flying towards him and, while trying to dodge it, sees a cat beside his right foot and trips over it, dodging a oncoming car while falling.
Tony's touch: John was walking down the street last night when a saw a bullet flying towards him and, while trying to dodge it, sees a cat beside his right foot and trips over it, dodging a oncoming car while falling.
by DPKM September 23, 2011
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Javier: JFIF, *burp* you home, go drun- *burp* im gonna touch an guitar in your head you *dies*
Eric: o ok
Javier: JFIF, *burp* you home, go drun- *burp* im gonna touch an guitar in your head you *dies*
Eric: o ok
by aaronehhh July 31, 2016
Get the im gonna touch an guitar in your head mug.A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff
by fc2078 January 4, 2021
Get the U Can't Touch This mug.by YesBestie May 24, 2021
Get the Billy-Joe touch mug.The act of one man touching, trying to touch, or accidentally touching another mans gear(weener), as well as a person thats acting like an idiot.
Carl: Dude, that guy just tried to touch my weener.
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!
Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!
Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!
by crazy case May 20, 2008
Get the dink touch boner poke mug.when shaking hands in church, instead of doin thepeace wave or the bullshit handshake or the peace sign. Do this: knuckle touch the person you`re trading peace with and blow up the fist and spray peace on the four or more people standing around you. doing this saves your hands from getting germs from the old people in church.
After I watched to many people bullshit handshake each other, peace wave each other, and peace sign each other, I made up the knuckle touch of peace and tried it out on the lady in front of me.
by blu3hat February 19, 2011
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