Racist, black man hater, black male disliker, KKK member, Islamophobic, djalla, fodder, certified white male, grown American man looking ahh, goofy, quirky, bledder, kebber.
by TomVosKkrDjalla March 21, 2022
A gender non-conforming bisexual woman. Kind of like a butch lesbian, but bisexual. May have short hair, wear men's or men's-style clothes, be unshaven, or any or none of the above.
Girl 1: Hey, check out that cute girl over there in the basketball shorts. Is she gay?
Girl 2: No, she swings both ways. She's a total tom-bi.
Girl 2: No, she swings both ways. She's a total tom-bi.
by TheTomcat May 07, 2016
Guy1: I had such a good day today.
Guy2: oh really? What happened man!?
Guy3: I hugged my mates mom and it gave me a honking Tom Grin
Guy2: oh really? What happened man!?
Guy3: I hugged my mates mom and it gave me a honking Tom Grin
by THE LORD GREGORY KENNEDY May 11, 2021
by wook1234567 April 10, 2009
An incredible comedian and musican, known for such classics such as “Monster Truck” and “H.Y.C.Y.BH” (short for ‘Have You Checked Your Butt Hole?).
Can also be used as a verb for someone smashing life and doing amazingly.
Can also be used as a verb for someone smashing life and doing amazingly.
by Izzywizzydooda October 31, 2021
When you get intentionally messed with or screwed and knew it the whole time. But tried to have faith in humanity.
by yoyolo5 November 17, 2020
The most cuddly of the Tom subspecies. Papa Tom's are extremely friendly. They love holding hands on any walks that exceed 2 and a half minutes. Papa Tom's enjoy kids movies, as well as cannabis in any and all consumable forms.
Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.
Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.
Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.
Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.
Friend: Hey I bet you'd like a Pop Tart Mister?
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck
by Fraser94 December 01, 2015