Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.

'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'

by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023

Yard

100 dollars worth of crack cocaine.

Yo let's pawn the refrigerator so we can smoke another yard.

by Lil_choreboy March 13, 2018

Scotland Yard called…

“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.

Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Yard

Usually meaning square up or get ready to fight. Sometimes "tuh" is said before or after the word

Debby: i heard you wanted to fight me
Cameron: you heard right. Bitch wassup
Debby: did you just call me a bitch!! Oh hell nah!!
Cameron:why tf you just standing there? Tuh yard bitch tf

by Sinful.kmp March 10, 2018

Mowed My Yard

A phrase or statement that ladies say when they just got the D.
Usually used as a creative way to hide from the public she just got the D.

"Girl after I left the club last night,
Derrick came over and mowed my yard good honey."

by Homeboy12 June 30, 2014

Go yard

Another way of saying “go hard,” which is a phrase used by athletes to describe their mentality in a game. Made famous in an interview with Todd Peterson (pitcher, Louisiana State University) after he had just hit a two-run double.

Reporter: “What was your mentality when you stepped up to the plate?”

Todd: “Go yard.”

by StinkyPoopFart September 29, 2022

1 Yard Stare

Similar to the 1,000 yead stare, but for someone who doesn't have a single thought behind their eyes. Commonly applies to ipad kids who suffer from skibidi toilet syndrome.

Look at that kid sing skibidi toilet, they have a 1 yard stare, there's not a single thought behind those eyes.

by mustache666 October 12, 2023