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Minecraft: Story Mode

A very shitty game by Telltale Games. Seriously, they went from making masterpieces such as The Wolf Among Us to this sack of shit. It even has a Netflix series. No wonder Telltale closed down.
Mitch: pfffft i just went on netflix and saw minecraft: story mode
Stan: best game ever
Mitch: ikr
by buy me free games November 7, 2018
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Minecraft Buzzkill

A person who interrupts a normal conversation to describe their current exploits in the game of Minecraft. This person is oblivious to the fact that no one cares.
Anthony: Who do you think will become president in 2012?

Liz: Romney will never make it.
Kyle: Gingrich is a smart man.
Phil: Oh my god, I just found a butt-load of red stone!
Anthony+Liz+Kyle: (shaking fists) MINECRAFT BUZZKILL!
by starshiptrooperrrr January 3, 2012
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Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad

A satirical twist on the popularized phrase "Fortnite bad Minecraft good"

It is NOT meant to be used unironically or taken seriously but rather to poke fun of those that use the original phrase. It's basically just another way to say "who cares really?"
Me: Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad
Reddit hivemind: *gets out the downvote machine gun*
Me: Jeez people, who cares really...
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 24, 2021
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Minecraft

Minecraft: a retarded game for retarded 8 year olds
I played Minecraft today
by Mr.F*** December 10, 2017
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Minecraft

Someone who whats his life on video games and usually has no friends and rarely goes out of thy person room.
Person 1: I`m gonna get drunk and hook up with chicks, do you wanna come
Person 1: Fuck off i`m playing mine craft

Minecraft: someone who never likes going outside or interacting
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MineCraft

NIGGA THIS SHIT IS THE MOST MOFO BADASS GAME OF ALL TIME!! FUCK FORTNITE YOU STUPID BITCH!! GO MINECRAFT!!
Person 1: wanna play minecraft

Person 2: are you fucking retarded, of course I do you dumb whore!!
Person 1: (dies from getting stabbed with person 1’s diamond sword)
by Anonymous 8200 July 13, 2019
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Minecraft Dungeons

person1: bro have u watched pewds minecraft videos?
person2: yeah I can’t believe he already finished the first dungeon?
person1: WUT ARE U ON ABOUT MATE? MINECRAFT DUNGEONS!
by protopia May 31, 2020
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