Therapist

A paid lier.

Me: Hey should I kill myself?

Therapist: Nooooo! (card declines)

therapist: Go ahead and jump.

by DeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzNuttttsssss January 5, 2023

Therapist

A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E

I’m going to see my therapist.

“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.

“Oh. Jesus.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

therameme

A social media post with therapeutic or mental health connotations or content. Frequently reposted as a means of passive-aggressive call-out to a specific follower

Did you see that therameme Jolene posted? I wonder if Dolly realizes it's about her.

by Diadobro March 15, 2023

Therapized

Past tense of Therapy

He just came from therapy

So he was therapized recently.

I guess you could say.

by Dr. Bungalloyd PHD April 4, 2023

tharaburger

a hamburger, that is payed by tharanehsan

today we'll get some tharaburgers.

by mesut3000 May 19, 2023

Therapizer

A person who analyzes mundane situations and turns them into an opportunity for therapy

Avery: I really don’t feel like shooting the ball through the hoop…

Makenna: Hey, if that ball were you, would you want to be thrown in the correct direction?

Avery: Whatt? I don-

Makenna: Exactly, of course you would, so think of yourself as this ball and throw it up up and away!!

Avery: Ugh, your such a therapizer

by AllisonAveryham June 11, 2023

Theraflu

Powerful relief for your worst cold and flu symptoms. Use as directed.

Match your symptoms to the right Theraflu product

by Wendysfg June 27, 2023