Two-Dividual

Normally ranking over 200 pounds. Whenever such person sits down there is normally a "damn" or "hmpphh"

Example of Two-Dividual
Ojay: *Walks in the room and sit down in a seat causing it to creak*
Everybody: "Damn"

by DefineSomeMysteriousGuy March 7, 2023

Two-Parter

When you belch, think it's over, then let out another bit of belch.

A: burps, burps again
B: That was a wicked two-parter!

by essyjizzenburger February 2, 2017

Two cakes

A couple of fools laying in a sheet less bed eating each other's buttholes and being all cute

Yo bro dis vro and his scooter girl are just two cakes

by ShortieWatsup August 6, 2017

Allyson Two

An "Allyson Two" is eight of two kinds of something, four and four. Usually referring to ordering hot beverages.

I would like to order an Allyson Two of Turkish coffee and tea. You would receive four cups of Turkish coffee and four cups of tea, totaling eight cups.

by Yahyah Alttaw'am April 12, 2016

Two In The Chamber

The phenomenon that occurs during sexual intercourse when the male partner remains erect post ejaculation. Thus, providing another opportunity to ejaculate.

Person 1: Did you already blow your load???
Person 2: Yeah buts it's fine, I had Two In The Chamber, so I'm still good to keep going.

by Criss Cross Apple Sauce September 22, 2021

two-facebooker

someone who can access your facebook page and then proceed to relay information to another facebooker who, does not have access to your info or is blocked.

what? my girl found out i was talking to an ex girlfriend on facebook someone two facebooked me. ive been the victim of a mother fuckin two timing
two-facebooker

by howareya79 April 4, 2011

Two blood

When a women has her period, so you rupture her an us causing it to bleed. Thus having two bloods.

It was felicias time of the month. So she'looks get two bloods tonight. Jsargent

by Jsargent March 19, 2016